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Loma Pajarito Robledo

Cra. 102 #68-36 

Medellin, Antioquia

Colombia

+57 321 491 7060

Colombia: +57 321 491 7060

United States: (786) 623 4393

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Motorcycle rental in Medellin. We are Colombias specialist in adventure motorcycles and adventure touring motorcycles.  Our motorcycles are equipped with road tires, a smooth suspension, and power that makes for a comfortable ride on paved roads. They are also equipped with bigger gas tank, beefier parts, as well as a few extra pieces to protect the bike from wear and tear. These motorcycles are perfect for comfortable, long distance touring but are also capable to take you mud, rocks and river-crossings if thats where you decide to go. 

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If motorcycle riding was a game would would be some funny "achievements unlocked”?


Imagine if motorcycle riding was a video game. What would be some funny "achievements unlocked"? Slaughter your boredom with these "Motorcycle Riding Achievements Unlocked"

Motorcycle Riding Achievement Unlocked: Meals on Wheels -Catching a bug in your mouth

  1. Yard Sale - When you forget to zip up your tail bag. Unlocked at speed >120 km/h

  2. High ho Silver, Away! - First accidental wheelie.

  3. Peg surprise! - Drag the pegs on the ground and shit yourself nearly crashing the bike.

  4. Pegs down, man down! - Drag the pegs on the ground, shitting yourself, and crashing the bike.

  5. Iron Butt Level 1 - 500km in 24 hrs

  6. Iron Butt Level 2 - 1000km in 24 hrs

  7. Iron Butt Level 3 - 1500km in 24 hrs

  8. Safety Feature - when you stall the bike by shifting into first with the kickstand down.

  9. Phantom menace - Go for reserve on your EFI bike.

  10. But wait there's more! - Remember you have reserve fuel after you pulled over.

  11. Itchy Noggin - Going in for an itch and awkwardly fisting your helmet cause you forgot you had it on.

  12. Suicidal Bambi - Swerve around a bolting deer

  13. Just one more - Collect 3 bikes into your garage.

  14. I meant to do that - Ride out 5 accidental fishtails

  15. Look At Me! - Accidentally shift from 1st to neutral and rev your engine really loud.

  16. Performance Anxiety - Stall in front of a group of people.

  17. Now You See Me - Get within 2 meters of a car and have it pull out on you anyway.

  18. Chick Magnet - Approached by an old man at gas station that used to ride and wants to talk to you.

  19. Murdercycle - Unlocked when anyone forces upon you the story of a motorcycle-related death, just because you mentioned you ride.

  20. Untouchable - Drive through a busy city without anyone giving shit to you for having a motorbike

  21. Streak - Most cars overtaken in one maneuverer.

  22. Fear Factor - Scaring the crap out of your GF when she's on the back.

  23. Just Chillin' - Avoiding road rage and punching car drivers.

  24. Catch me if you can - How many times you can slow down quick enough to avoid being caught by speed cameras.

  25. Bromance - How many other bikers you get a nod or a wave from.

  26. Sound of Music - How many people you can scare with a deliberate back fire.

  27. Rube Goldberg - Learning to do basic servicing and maintenance.

  28. Glove to forget - 100/100 - Put gloves on before helmet

  29. Never dropped - Drop your motorcycle

  30. Runs Great - High side your motorcycle

  31. JitterBug - The bee in helmet dance achievement

  32. Snot a big deal - Sneeze with your visor down

  33. Haddalayerdown - Low slide

  34. Nut buster - Drive over a pot-hole and get your nuts officially busted

  35. Look At Me! - Accidentally shift from 1st to neutral and rev your engine really loud.

  36. Bump-n-HNNNGGG - Hit 10 camouflaged bumps on the freeway. Must be traveling 60mph plus.

  37. Phew - Warning for speeding

  38. You're a lucky one - Warning for going 15+ on a back road

  39. Winner winner chicken dinner - First speeding ticket

  40. That was a close one - On a group ride you see somebody near you get hit by an idiot biker

  41. Free Protein - Riding through a cloud of flies, covering your helmet/face in hundreds of bug corpses

  42. Nailed it - Catch a random nail in your tire.

  43. Really Nailed it - Said nail is in your sidewall and you need to get a new tire.

  44. Meals on wheels - Catching a bug with your mouth

  45. Twinsies - Roll up to the same exact make model and color of your motorcycle. Exchange acknowledgement with the driver.

  46. Feels Good Man - Split lanes in rush hour traffic while everyone else sits and waits.

  47. Thanks Dad - Changed your own tire

  48. Great Scott! - Reach 88MPH

Motorcycle Riding Achievement Unlocked: Just One More - Collect 3 bikes in your garage